Why isn't phonetic spelled the
way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane
seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when
smoking is prohibited there?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the
same thing?
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need
a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to
shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical
situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get
to work in the mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a
year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come
out her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they
make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a
cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light,
what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You know how most packages say "Open here".
What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad
of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the
same way backwards?
Why is it that when you transport something
by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something
by ship, it's called cargo?
You know that little indestructible black box
that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out
of the same substance?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking
for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
If you have your finger touching the rearview
mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they
appear", how can that be possible?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell
MNEMONIC?
If someone invented instant water, what would
they mix it with?
Why is it called a TV "set" when
you only get one?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Why does an alarm clock "go off"
when it begins ringing?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress
the opposite of congress?
Why does "cleave" mean both split
apart and stick together?
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down,
the result is the same?
Why is it called a "building" when
it is already built?
Why do they call them "apartments"
when they are all stuck together?
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will
something keep going wrong?
Why does flammable and inflammable mean the
same thing?
How can someone "draw a blank"?
Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack
it in?
If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles
of home, why not move 10 miles away?
Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound
like what it is?
Why do 'tug'boats push their barges?
Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game',
when we are already there?
Why are they called 'stands' when they're made
for sitting?
Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
Does a fish get cramps after eating?
Why does "slow down" and "slow
up" mean the same thing?
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other
it is called a "near-miss"?
Shouldn't it be called a "near-hit"?
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of
a plane?
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